Oh, how the holidays have got me down
I feel just like a Christmas clown
Oh, the parking at the mall
Shoppin' 'til I fall
With a merry old merry-go-round

When will this silly season ever end?
How much money do I have to spend?
What the heck is a PlayStation?
God, I need a vacation
How the holidays have got me down

It was so easy when I was a cute kid
Sit back and wait for my brand new bike
Now it all just seems so stupid
I mean, half these people I don't even like

How the holidays have made me numb
Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, hum
It all seems so unnecessary
I can't wait for February
How the holidays have got me down

(solo)

It was so easy when I was a cute kid
Sit back and wait for my brand new bike
Now it all seems so stupid
I mean, half these people I don't even like

How the holidays have made me numb
Merry Christmas and a ho, ho, hum
What the heck is a PlayStation?
God, I need a vacation
How the holidays have got me down

Well, if you think I'm being crass
Then check out the mistletoe above my ass
Oh, how the holidays have got me down