On the 25th day of December
When we gather 'round the tree
There's just one thing you all should remember
If you're planning a present for me

Some gentlemen might want leather gloves
Or a striped new necktie
Others need expensive, fancy stuff
Never been that type of guy

Mr. Smith might be happy with
A top hat he can flaunt
Well, then mark me down as your Christmas clown
'Cause this is what I want

I want some kisses from my
Misses on this Christmas
That is all that I've been jolly dreamin' of
I want some kisses from my
Misses on this Christmas
And a big red rocking stocking full of love

A certain chap might like
A new tobacco pipe with a velvet smoking robe
And as for all the men who ask for the world
I suggest a wooden globe

Mr. Jones could use some simple stones
In diamond and sapphire
Oh Santy Clause, don't worry man, because
There's only one thing I desire

I want some kisses from my
Misses on this Christmas
That is all that I've been jolly dreamin' of
I want some kisses from my
Misses on this Christmas
And a big red rocking stocking full of love

(solo)

And Mr. Jones could use some simple stones
In diamond and sapphire
Oh Santy Clause, don't worry man, because
There's one thing that I desire

I want some kisses from my
Misses on this Christmas
That is all that I've been jolly dreamin' of
I want some kisses from my
Misses on this Christmas
And a big red rocking stocking full of love

I want some kisses
From my Christmas misses
And a big red rocking stocking full of your love